haloooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

der r three tipes of peepolz i hate: the onez hu can't spell, and teh onez hu can't count. PP

argh! i have suddenly developed an allergy to gravity + air! X.X

ducks go quack. Frogs go croak/ribbit. If thats the case, why is it that in japanese frogs go kwak? lollll

im going to bring my cats over from spain on the eurostar...O.o

wow, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

no, please go on, i find your tale ABSOLUTELY enthralling...

oh noes! the killer cows! they haunt my dreams enternally, and i know that soon will come the day when they destroy us all!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMfG!!!!!

homework?! screw homework, im off to polish a bald guys head...o.O

did u know that cherry coca-cola has absolutely nothing to do with cherrys in it? i fact, it only gets its flavour from the enourmous amount of sugar they add to the coca-cola...

one day at school, my IT suddenly came bursting into the classroom and started shouting: apparentely, some little fartbag has been going around saying that I look like an elephants vagina! O.o